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Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped, turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In West Philadelphia I was born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool, And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good, Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. AT YOUR MOTHER'S FUNERAL CEREMONY I WAS BEGGED BY YOUR MOST ADORABLE LITTLE SISTER, NOT OLDER THAN SEVEN, TO REVIVE HER MOTHER. I INFORMED HER THAT SUCCESSFUL MEN NEVER DO GOOD DEEDS WITHOUT ANYTHING IN RETURN AND PROMPTLY PULLED UP THE PANTALOONS OF MY INCREDIBLY DAPPER SUIT TO REVEAL THE TILTING TOWER OF PISA. THE AWESOME MIGHT OF MY MANLY COUNTENANCE SLAMMED THE HELPLESS GIRL TO THE FLOOR AND SHE WAS LEFT TO THE WHIMS OF THE DASTARDLY DRAKE LEVIATHAN. I COULD BARELY PREVENT MY ORAL GLANDS FROM PRODUCING ENOUGH JUICE TO SUBMERGE THE CITY OF GOMORRAH AS MY SAUSAGE ENTERED THE BUBBLING CAULDRON FILLED WITH THE DELICIOUS SAUCES OF LEGENDARY LEPRECHAUN CHEFS. SIMULTANEOUS WITH MY BRUTAL STABBING OF THE SHE-DOG USING MY SHINING SNICKERSNEE, THE LITTLE PRINCESS CRIED DELIGHTFULLY LIKE A FIVE-DOLLAR HARLOT NAMED CANDY BEING RUN OVER BY A SEAVESSEL OF BURLY MEN IN AN UNHOLY DEN OF DEBAUCHERY. AT END, THE FAT LADY STARTED WARMING UP, AND THE GATES OF HEAVEN AND HELL UNLEASHED AN ENDLESS ARMY OF BRAVE WHITE-DRESSED WARRIORS. ALMOST LOSING MY SANITY TO THE HOLY SIGHT, MY IMPOSSIBLY MASSIVE MANHOOD EJACULATED A CRUCIAL STREAM OF MAN-ACORNS, THE FLOOD NOT STOPPING UNTIL I HAVING FILLED THE MISS' IMPREGNABLE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE WITH MORE PRISONERS THAN A LARGE-SCALE GENOCIDE COULD TAKE CARE OF. BEING A MAN OF HONOR, I TORE YOUR MOTHER'S WELL-ENDOWED CARCASE OUT OF THE CASKET AND FILLED HER DESERTED CAVES WITH THE GENEROUS PRODUCE OF MY FOUNTAIN OF LIFE. WHEN THE BLOATED DUMMY WAS FILLED, MY VIRILITY TOOK A BRIEF VACATION, AND THE DRIPPING CARRION ROSE TO AN ENDLESS LIFE OF UNDEATH. SHE LOYALLY SERVES MY COMPANY TO THIS DAY. I GUARANTEE IT

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