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hahah, mutherfuckers, thats what im talkin about! good job putting it in their ass ah ha ha lol ...

happy to see you boys arebringin da pain, just a shame i cant share in the ownage - im sure u all miss my nades - both friendly and otherwise - mad rahspekt to nighty for all the caps - u da man in pakistan.

ps londons good, when people arnt stabbing eachother.

Damn straight man we're aiming for the finals. When you coming back? I havnt been team naded for a while

we will be on top soon

gooooooooo boys i know it is only me but i can chear my ass off.

yeah its on like donkey konG! i missed the a$$ whooping but hopefully i make the next game

i want krispy kremes!!!

wish i could say i was coming back - but im not - not to live anyway. i may come back for a week in july, but thats only if i get a free ticket. sadly i think im going to miss out on 5D|v|'s finest hours, but i can say that i set u boys in good sted before i left. i have the scars to prove the effort i put in - my girlfriend bruised my balls and i missed out on a lot of sex and got a lot of silent treatment for u mofos!

london is cool - dispite the fact that everyone complains about everything constantly, and that its big enough that theres enough sick people to make sure that stabbings and sexual assaults / murders happen regularly in your area. since ive been here theres been a stabbing which i walked past just after on my street, im not squeamish, but there was a lot of blood. then some wierdo was preying on young girls coming out of the building i live in, 2 girls got pushed up against the wall and he whipped his scum encrusted cock out but gotb interrupted by bystanders both times. then a guy from out of town got stabbed 6 times up my street and about 5 mins left, after he handed over all his money etc and put up no resistance the dude sushimied his ass - for fun. then around the corner from my favourite club, an 85 year old man was beaten to death in his own home by a man and a woman - junkies mostlikely. there was also a shooting at a club in shoreditch which is where i go as its my local area, and also happens to have some of the best minimal techno electro and drum and bass nights around. the tube is awesome, no matter what people say. if auckland had the tube you could be drunk all the time - how much easier would it be to get through the day then eh! ive been going to mostly electro/techno/minimal parties as the drum and bass crouds are quite mingin. another thing about london is the imports ( like myself ) number in the millions. ive been going out with brazillians sweedish and dutch people mostly, true londoners and the imports are in different circles - and for good reason, all you have to do is see them on the tube on fridays and its quite clear why the rest of europe loathes the infux of roast beef into their country. the availibility of drugs here is like clock work. stereotypically pot is sold by jamacans e's (im too old for that shit, dont worry) are 3 for $10 pounds, havent been offered charlie, although the answer would be a no anyway. im going on monday to a freelance design agency to put pounds in my pocket, and then get my own place - as my girlfriend and i are going to live seperate lives. coming here was the right decision, the only thing i miss is the kru. most of my friends had already left new zealand, and i wanted to leave for a long long long time. its a bigfuckin world out there, i think its important to see it before you keel over reading a playboy on the shitter. haha, although there is one thing that you must know about london. these fuckers couldnt organise a fucking root in a brothel. for example, something as simeple at getting a book from the libary can be an ordeal in itself. at the v&a libary, you take a seat number. then you go to the counter and fill out a form and present 2 forms of id to get a temporary card so u can read books in the libary. then you take another form, and go over to the computer catalog. after finding the book on the computer, you write down the name, author year of issue, a 10 digit number to identify it, your name and your seat number. then you put it in a box on the desk and go to your seat at which point about 45 mins later your presented with the book in question. I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE U FUCKING FUCKERS, wouldnt it be EASIER TO GET THEM ON A SHELF FOR FUCKIN ASSHOLES SAKE>??>?>?>?>? heres another one. if you do not have a utility bill from your flat, you cannot get a bank account. but to get a flat you have to have a bank account, making that allo important utility bill IMPOSSIBLE TO GET!. another example. on december 5th, we ordered bt broadband. the minger on the phone assured us that they would come on the nineteenth and sort it out. 19th came and went. called em back cause we still had no phone line and they said "umm yeh, we couldnt make it, sorry... we will come on the 8th of december. 8thy of december rolls around and still no phone line, after calling bt 5 times and being cut off they finally told us that our entire block doesnt have phone lines, and it will be another month. we also wanted to get sky, and the building manager assured us that there is a sky dish on the roof and its all ready to go. sky guy comes, plugs in the shit and gets no signal from the dish. so i call the building manager and he says "mate we had someone come in and test it today and it all working fine" mmm, i guess i must have shat my brain out through my ass before i called you - dont ask me what we pay you for. then the sky guy informs me that without a phoneline you cannot activate the skybox anyway - at which point i realise, these fuckers cannot do anything right, and fully understand why people regularly (a few a week) jump infront of the tube trains. burocracy is alive and well, and creates jobs. but yeh, life is good.

epic post.

Thats why i moved from that shit hole to NZ.

hey hey smiley, missed you. well um huge thread, good to hear form you anyways. we need a lil more random here these days, these guys are getting soft all the <3 to you all tho. anyways keep in touch.

I couldn't stand england for 3 weeks. Crappy Tv, exprensive, boring, tight areas, even more druggies, i see more soccer/football in australia. I even spent it with 2 hot chicks and still i found it boring. But to each his own. Or to own his each?

good lord thats a lot of writing...but i still like england

ps. hey

smiley! i love you man! that was a shit long post! i wanna move to london too, so when i get there you can show me around, by then you'll be used to the hustle

oh and i see you already picked up some pom slang how many mingers live in england ?

yeh man, you would clean up over here - every day in my inbox theres about 5-10 jobs looking for CSS/html developers. im going to find a course to learn advanced flash/action script and then if i can be farked CSS and html. there is a shortage of flash developers and css html pplz, nows the time