game time!!

KK boys i shamelessly riped this from 4chan .. so what are you??

i kicked a stranger Because dat bitch stole my taco



- MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN
January-----------i married
Febuary-----------i stole from
March--------------i bitch slapped
April--------------- i kicked
May----------------i fucked
June---------------i kissed
July----------------i became
August------------ i lied to
September-------i choked
October---------- i played with
November------- i watched
December--------i love


- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON
1-------a spork
2-------my friends pants
3------- myself
4-------a football player
5-------a hobo
6------- p diddy
7-------a lawn gnome
8-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
9-------a pickle
10-------a banana
11-------a ruler
12-------an ipod
13-------my neighbor
14-------a sandwich
15-------an hero
16------- my dog
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------a mexican
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a gangster
25-------ur mom
26-------a stranger
27-------an alien
28-------a squirrel
29-------my science teacher
30-------my true love
31-------my uncle


- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

White-------Because someone stole my ipod
Black--------Because dat bitch stole my taco
Pink---------Because im in love
Red----------Because the voices told me to.
Blue----------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green--------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because i can
Gray---------- Because i keep it gangsta
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----Because im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
black..pink----Because i am kool like that
none-----cuz im to kool for tv
bathing suit----- cuz im so sexy and i freak like no other
camo- caz im a straight up "G"
white and pink ---- because i'm hot and wet ...eat me

I chocked an Ipod coz the voices told me to!

I lied to a monkey because the voices told me to..... omg i'm sick

I married my friends pants Because im sexy and i do what i want.

i watched a banana because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

man thats tame. why couldnt i get something a bit more "blue"

theres better things u can do with a banana... go to thailand man. nuff said.

mygf fucked a pickle because someone stole her ipod

I killed a ganster because he took me from behind

poor nightmare lol

i choked a spork Because im emo

what the fuck is a spork lol

isn't it like a half spoon/fork or something along those lines.

the old mans is i watched a football player caus hes sexy and he can

nurgs fucked a gangster caus that bitch stole his taco

I fucked a hobo because im cool like that.....


lol

My mums is

I stole from a ninja because i'm hot and wet ...eat me

lol

omg you sickos sif you say that bout my mum

i bitch slaped a ninja(fanta) couse some1 stole my ipod